My little bum

Quite often, the boy likes to pretend to sleep under newspapers. I don't know why, but he has done it several times. Today I asked "where are you?" and he stuck his hand out and said "no pictures." Finally, I asked "are you practicing to be a bum?" He said "a bum?" and I said "yes a bum." He peeked out and then proceeded to think REALLY hard. Finally he asked "my heinie?" What a crack up.